The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.157 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,564 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,988 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the Dominionite military is limping towards victory, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 10,992^nd in the world and 7^th in Gholgoth for Most Cultured, scoring 114 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.